and then the motrin kicked in

Well the Motrin kicked in and we were quickly under siege by a colander wearing Martian. The alien life form was fast on his fat little feet and boasted two rather large death rays. He beckoned in his Martian language for all those present to put down their weapons and submit to his all knowing powers. I cowered in fear at his amazing strength and prowess. But he was no match for me!! I still have a quick draw and won the ultimate battle show down.


This alien was not fast enough for my catastrophic death ray missile launcher... mooo ah ha ha